The Maltese Falcon. Mary Astor’s skirt has a circular spot of grease on the back. Turned me off completely.

You can’t fix stupid.

Did you just push the red button? Never push the red button.

“Better put on a condom”

You’ll need something bigger than a hammer to kill it.

I happen to be in jail just now, so I can consider myself a bid of an expert on this dopic. I’ve noticed that the paper of the quaran is rougher than the average bible paper, so the answer should be clear.

Stay out of European politics than too, numbskull. And out of Europe for that matter.

My IQ is so high, I don’t need to brag about it.

Anal fixation is exhausting, both for patient and public.

I turned in my Glock 17, a Colt M1911, a Smith & Wesson Model 686 and an Sig Sauer P320, and I received a library card, a voucher for a florist and a handshake. The Colt was later used in a bank robbery, I got interviewed by the police four times.

When the dogs start barking, we are doing something right.

I admit that rat poison is definitely unethical: it causes a horrible, painful death, the animal’s gut is perforated and the poor animal gets internal bleeding. But is is one of the best ways to get rid of a rodent invasion.

Bluesky isn’t much better than twitter, so I’m boycotting both.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/apr/08/how-axel-springer-germany-mathias-doepfner-us-political

Dubbing pfui, subtitles hui.

Just don’t mention this sh1t.

Giving is better than getting, I guess :-)

The last 25000 times nothing happened, so I’m pretty sure nothing will happen tonight.

Yes, I feel valued. These are hard times, I’m worried for me, my family - due to climate collapse, war, the breakdown of democracy. Yet, I have decided to help people in developing countries and locally as a pro-bono coach, and I’ve become politically active. The response shows that people value me; my opinions amd my support.

Gothic!