Nick Offerman only licks Megan Mulally’s boots

Bro still buttin’, ohio hand-squish rizz fr rn

Xenia for sure

😋

It is, if the tank is full enough.

Check it all out https://analognowhere.com/

ohnoohfuckIdidn’tthinkI’dgetthisfarwhatdoIdo?

Needs minions

I mean, yeah, that’ll do it

Institutionalized voyeurism

Just go completely unhinged. Instead of basic, boilerplate stuff, ask questions like, “What does your hair taste like?” “How many days has it been since your last rectal exam?” or, “Would you mind if I photoshopped my face onto yours in all your family photos?”

If they don’t respond positively, they’re not the one for you, and you should move on.

I have not, we should rectify this situation

R

J

LEPER

They did in that one scene from Blade

Let’s throw one to a pod of dolphins

Guilty of war crimes, I am