They’re making fun of some of the most ardent civilian killers of all time.
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
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One time I was on shrooms in the PMs and it was really hard to figure out what the time was. The literal digits and the concept of time itself at some point.
Otherwise, never had an issue.
Also, is 24hour time not default on most phones? Or did I do that and forget about it at some point, and it’s only me, never paying attention to the time on other people’s phones
I could not trust myself with a firearm in an enclosed space for an indefinite period of time
I’d fire the thing at the radio out of boredom and burst my eardrums
Muddy waters here
From what I’ve gathered
- There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.
idk how law works, but I don’t know what preempting it is meant to do
- there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:
I haven’t seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed
- Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein
I’ve met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever
- Some other Trump administration political strategy
I’m legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there
Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon
If not, yeah…
Just more bizarre
Like if I announced:
“I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it”
In the middle of a family dinner.
are we allowed to do that here
um
I can
But I think most people on Lemmy already know
Sorry I’m high
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Alright let's see pictures of your super nice rack-mounted, professionally installed labs. I'll start 🙃English
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Won’t that be tough considering half the photos online look like this:

how do you get a 3D scan of his head
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only, not serious use — firm pushing AI hard to consumers and businesses tells users not to rely on it for important adviceEnglish
16·11 days agoStandard fart operating procedure
are you saying my pp doesn’t get dissolved by a hooha
what’s the point of sex then
can lactobacalus grow in battery acid?
i don’t think these numbers are accurate
I get annoying clogs/half-hits when I don’t leave the cart upright
Some shit carts just straight up leak the oil out of the mouthpiece
Makes me miss herb extra hard
But my mom never shuts the fuck up about how much she hates the smell, so smoking a joint has to be an excursion downwind of my own home
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Conflicted on whether to take Plan B after he supposedly came outside during unprotected sex
8·22 days agoI pop pills all the time
Plan B’s It’s probably safe as long as you don’t make it a habit
Even then, the worst I got was reversible liver damage
I’d say go for it
Also, a less reckless piece of advice:
Is it just a matter of drinking less or is there something more underlying that I need to process?
This is the type of question, that, if you have to ask…
You probably already know the answer.
See if you can get an appointment. Their waiting lists can be months long.
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News@lemmy.world•JUST IN: Trump Admin Reportedly Making ‘Heavy Preparations’ for Putting Boots on the Ground in Iran
2·27 days ago$500!?
If they comp the bic lighter and arm floaties I’ll do it for half
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•13,492% sudden unexplained interest boost in local Alabama news station
23·1 month agoI fucking love this thread
I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling
“Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.
They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container
if im naked i have every reason to be tense
if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand






I’m particularly amazed by the PCB company.
Did they not read the schematics and ask “bro are you fucking 100% sure”?
Or is it all fully automated?
Astounding in either case.