Both, and they’ve been at war with each other for millenia.

wakes up from topology nightmare

Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?

Common clay of the west.

An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day

And may I add

Reporting for duty o7

Tell me when you feel it.

Hell yeah.

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Hell yeah.

Garçon!

She alive?

It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!

The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

╭∩╮/⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ\╭∩╮

“How can less be more? More is more.”
- Yngwie Malmsteen

“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”

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Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.