That’s basically what Tumblr is now

He’s seen some shit

Um ok how did you get that pic of my bedroom

This took me way too long to get. 😬

What a fucking world we live in

Both work, but I’ve always heard it as “So the barman gave her one.”

Maybe mine is the British version idk

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrrr!

Always been quite fond of Melontusk. The name, not the person

And The Orange [blank] works well, e.g. “The Orange Horror”. Maybe even just “The Orange” tbh.

Even more than that, it’s a verb. “Have you done the hoovering yet?” or “Don’t make a mess, I just hoovered” are both perfectly normal sentences here. 😃

Hope his ghoulish family shoves him under a golf course and forgets about him, like he did with Ivana.

I know Wymondham but I’m going to have to look up Garboldisham.

What about Towcester, Bicester, and Happisburgh…? 😏

I really, genuinely, have always loved Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. It’s got a reputation of being lowest-common-denominator toilet humour, which… it always was. And it had a lot of problems, the worst being that three fifths of the original cast had quit by the end.

But it also had an awful lot of heart. A totally different writing style to any other sitcom I’ve seen. An amazing dedication to silly wordplay. They were constantly trying new things (two public votes, two musical episodes, a horror episode, and a live episode). And there were some genuinely great performances, particularly from Natalie Casey (who carried the heart of the show in later seasons), and, weirdly, Beverley Callard.

Even when it did totally fall apart towards the end, they brought in new cast members and somehow managed to make it feel like a return to form.

Also The Murder Game, a BBC crime-scene investigation reality show that I desperately want the right TV executive to hear about so they can reboot it. 😬

Dude at least use a spoiler tag or something. 😅

I really wanted to like it, but it’s already a right-wing cesspit. 🤷‍♂️ Maaaaaybe it’ll improve, now that it’s public, but I don’t have high hopes.

I know this place is just the opposite kind of echo chamber, but when the other option is being beaten over the head with transphobia and Maga shit, ehh, I’ll take it.

☕💪

I think you should rename a gulf after you as well. That way the tech bros will take you more seriously

When I owned one years ago, I legit had no idea for the first few months.

The first time I clicked it with the power off I panicked and assumed I’d somehow jammed it or something. 😄

Richard Attenborough

There’s the slow-and-not-very-capable link preview thing… and I could’ve sworn the “what’s new” page the other day said they were adding an on-device model to improve search results or something, but I can’t find the reference to it now.

Maybe they removed it after all the AI backlash. 😬