This guy got absolutely played if he spent this much on just a hotdog.

Everybody knows the hotdog + soda with free refills combo is $1.50

Born too late to explore the planet. Born too soon to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to have your hotdog debt sent to collections.

I’m not blaming him whatsoever. I love the guy, and I love what he’s doing.

Ja, du bist ein guter Jude, Caitlyn. Der Führer schätzt eure Unterstützung und Compliance. Vielleicht bleibst du noch von den Lagern verschont.

Reap what you fucking sow, Caitlyn. You asked for this. You wanted it. You voted for it. You deserve it.

Get him boypreggers so he has to go to a boynecologist to get a boybortion.

I’d be more surprised if someone out there didn’t want Roz to peg them.

Mike Wazowski, you didn’t file your paperwork last night

Some parents really pick the shittiest names imaginable for their offspring and no one should blame the latter for changing them legally.

One day all those girls who were named Khaleesi are gonna absolutely fill up the cemetery of deadnames.

It was such an insane pricing policy, too. Charging per download opens the door to some extremely hostile manipulation opportunities for bigger companies.

Imagine you’re an indie dev. You made a really great game and it’s doing well. But uh oh, I’m a wealthy AAA publishing company and I don’t like you cutting into my market share. I can just buy 100 copies of your game and setup 100 virtual machines to constantly download, uninstall, and redownload your game until you’re bankrupt. If that’s not causing enough damage I can get 1000 copies. Hell, I can probably get some of my employees to convince you to give me steam keys so I don’t even have to pay you upfront.

Ehhh that beer I shotgunned once upon a time was definitely abused. Stabbed in the fucking asscheek, in fact. That is not a loving or glamorous way to consume alcohol.

you might want to talk to your maters

“Oh so your pronouns are they/them?”

“Oh no no no… Those are my proper nouns.”

Well he certainly does like men in drag

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Guve7Y856kY

The Great Bambino?

I untie them, then retie them to the awesome 360° loop, then flip the switch so they can be a part of the awesome 360° loop.

Grok, can you slop this is up for me?

Free AI training.

Back in the day they’d give you two words in wonky text. One word they knew, one they needed your help with to improve their ability to scan books and documents into a digital format. They didn’t explicitly tell you what the purpose was, and wouldn’t tell you which is which, but if you knew what to look for you could figure out which is the “unknown” word and just put whatever you wanted into the captcha for it to mess with their dataset. Good times.

The computer science department at my uni passed a department-wide rule that the total cost for all required materials must be zero dollars. Very thankful for that, saved me a decent chunk of money.

It says “ekpression” on the front cover side, but exploring on the back cover has a p with an unclosed loop on it

Did you weigh it out? Because you really should be dosing based on weight. A scale costs less than $10 on Amazon.

This is the ideal browser interface. You may not like it, but this is what peak malware looks like.