He’s not just a failed author, he’s also a couch fucker extraordinare. Give the man some credit!

Ah, the oil gambit

Say ‘what’ one more time motherfucker

I really liked the coffee thing when he was driving

Doesn’t matter, still won

Gotta wait 30 years to get that revenge for no reason at the end

I always just wait until it itches and then pull them off.

I guess you keep your 1/1 if you get this combo set up. But yeah it’s a 1/1 that’s easily killed by a bunch of random cantrips so unless you’re gonna give it haste as well it’s a pretty bad combo

Just play a Wrath?

Still need it converted to freight trains, football fields and big macs

There’s a statue of Rome in Berlin?

Do my Lemmy posts count? If not, I don’t think I have anything in the last five years on the zuckerbergs

That’s one way to liberate them

Or you could buy 100 Casio G-Shock DW-5600RL. 2 should last you a couple lifetimes, so you’ll have 98 to throw at family and friends

Isn’t this like an urban legend with a guy tightening a screw? Pretty sure I heard this exact thing but in a factory of some sort

Edit: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/03/06/tap/#1bbd5dce-72dc-448e-ac5e-9b48059cef66

Just keep lowering the price until you can afford the entirety of Chief’s stock

Jobava london obviously

Booba?

It’s rowing Chess gangs, kinda like Chess boxing, but on a boat

Nobody told me I have to broil the glue