‘Fire, Water, Burn’ by the Bloodhound Gang for the curious.

I would be so pissed if my bus ticket from Newark to Paris was rendered worthless because I couldn’t buy cigars by the bague.

Some of us paid good money to be bullied by titmice.

They didn’t even have tufts when I was a lad.

It was an hour walk to the nearest dungeon, and we were thankful for it.

Back then the Cat O’ 9 Tails only had seven because the Kaiser took two of em’ when… :zzzzzzzzzzz:

Semipronouns.

“What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”

Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

Everyone knows that hope, prayers, and fairy bites are all you need to stay healthy.

It’s kind of clunky, but Radio Shack has a Serial to PS/2 adaptor.

The Radio Shack by me has been closed for remodeling for a few years, though. Maybe you’d have better luck at Circuit City?

It would be a crying shame if somehow the GPU manufacturers made it so the next generation of games required TWO graphics cards to operate.

Vassiiiiilllllyyyyy!

Shortly after this step the chemicals in the paint cause the chip to roll up and that’s how Takis are born.

Oddly enough, I’ve met someone whose peeve was ‘Have a good one!’

They’re like, ‘Have a good what!? Day? Life? Colonoscopy? Be specific!’

Still my go to, though.

If someone is trying to sell me on a cafe or restaurant by saying, ‘Yeah, it’s kind of expensive, but there are great deals on the app…’ it’s no dice from me.

‘Pikachu! Speak’

‘Pika, your mother sucks cocks in hell, piii.’

Once you get the shackles fitted you’ve got pleasure table for for even the uppityest dungeon.

Bravo.

You joke, but when I worked in a grocery store people would ask for help finding something and nine times out of ten it was literally right in front of their face.

I’m imagining a dad arranging a patio for a BBQ he’s throwing later and the last step is him walking the perimeter of the yard giving all of the bushes haymakers.

I remember when the white box Google Ad Words(?) first started appearing in sidebars of sites and being creeped out that they kind of knew what I was in to. Now that is everywhere.

Maybe we could arrange some sort of yearly effigy burning.

Dear Strongbad, how do you comment on Lemmy with boxing gloves on?