I’ve always wondered if Hippos hate us so much because they evolved alongside us.

ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop?

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If I recall correctly the last time this popped up, this bit of work is by Veya, who makes queer art.

They’ve got a couple of shops if you want to support them.

Sakura Trick

Is this the one where the power of yuri defies the laws of physics?

You can mod it into an mini suv if you need more seats.

Wheels of Glory

I had some luck with Kimono MicroThin XLs.

Just gave it a try and it was pretty easy? Did like 10 of them and went back to couch.

A is for Auroch.

When I find myself remembering one awkward thing, I know chances are good I’ll remember the others…

So a trick I’ve found is that when I remember one thing I purposefully recall the others, since it’s not a ‘surprise’ it won’t be so bad. As I remember them, I misremember them intentionally so that they’re less embarrassing. This works for some insane reason.

Don’t know if it’ll work for everyone, but give it ago next time your blooper reel kicks off!

I’m glad I filed early before this shit show really got rolling.

I’m just imagining late files not going through or getting lost and peeps not getting their refunds.

Penguins only naturally live in the southern hemisphere.

A is for Auroch?

Empty it out, roll it from its spot with some logs neolithic style, grade the area properly, then roll it back.

So why does it need to be salted??

I think you’ll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it’ll be cheaper to get in bulk!

Using this butter calculator, it’s about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!

That bucket was only 281 dollars!!

Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!

Another tip for IT folk out there.

When offering a user a laptop bag, don’t ask them if they want a laptop bag. Ask them what color laptop bag they’d like.

When I started doing this acceptance of laptop bags went from 50% to 100%.

You’ll have to stock a variety of colors, but it’s a small price to pay to encourage the use of laptop bags.

POV you’re dating a Kasa-obake.

(Do the kids to POV any more?)

The sharks are naked, it’s a nudest beach and he was uncomfy with that. Maybe.

Small disagreement: since oil and gas are a global market, increasing supply will cause the prices to go down globally.

This is a political move of course. Trump can point to low gas prices and say that he did that for everybody. The lower prices will also make gas guzzlers more economically viable; further pushing the public away from using better systems of transportation.

So it’s actually worse than you would think.