“I have to go”

Maybe he lost consciousness picking up his son from daycare and crashed into a bus, then got uploaded to a new body by the next item

“Oh darn, we lost our venue, guess we have no other choice but to cease these extremely profitable and gratifying ‘meetings,’ huh?”

Being born a drug dealer sounds pretty wild

The idea is that giving the ultimatum, regardless of whether the US obliges or not, would cause massive shift in power. They’d be hoping any changes in leadership would be better aligned with them.

Files released -> Traffickers imprisoned -> New sane leaders sworn in

Files withheld -> Greater discontent -> Elections swing harder left -> Dem majorities force war to end

Belived

Anyone who hasn’t read Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman, go check it out

So clearly we need more games where the sex scenes are a reward for playing correctly, and making mistakes results in less exciting events

Solid pitch for a SNL sketch

Your point would be fine if we were talking about petty theft.

There is zero possibility of real reintegration for con artists.

Why is there an apostrophe in MAGAs?

Are you pronouncing faked as “fay-ked” or are you ok with the wrong number of syllables

I usually think of it in terms of recognizing others’ emotions and adjusting your words/actions to better cooperate or de-escalate

People who make bots will adapt to this more easily than human users will, obviously.

Aragorn is an archer. Most shots of him fighting focus on swordfighting though because it allows danger to be closer.

So the lesson here is to be less aggressive in your wording.

“Did you send that e-mail at (requested point in time)? I didn’t see it”

“Could you tell me the title of that e-mail? My Outlook isn’t finding it”

“Could you resend that e-mail? I think my Outlook is having issues”

Be sure to click on Inbox before performing searches, as otherwise they’ll be limited to whatever folder you’re in.

But watch this 30-second Zootopia 2 ad first because ooh shiny!

Putting a capitalistic ad in front of a humanitarian/civil rights video should be a felony.

Unrelated

People don’t suddenly become illegal just because they walk over to a different land

There’s no hyphen in “no one”

It’s good if you make it right

Bro admitting he sucks at cooking