Fucking things.

good news

On Reddit, your account would be suspended.

Somebody tell him Obama could hold his breath for 7 minutes …

Yet the FBI don’t surveil Musk. I mean, even before Patel rendered it the Homer Simpson of alphabet agencies.

Uhh … that, uh … that thing I’m supposed to do. Um …

Hope they like cats …

" … and in the morning, I’m making waffles!"

Gurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted?

POWER MOVE!!!

14% of Americans are mystified by indoor plumbing.

“Where them turds go, Billy-Sue?”

So if people ask it a question, it just tells them their account has been suspended?

I close my front door when I get home, rest my head against it, and whisper, “Thank fuck for that”.

Fun could be had training an AI to behave as much like Musk (for instance) as possible, then somehow dropping it into varying games as a character, subject to the rules and physics of the game. Just for shiggles.

This reminds me of It Was Nothing - Really by Theodore Sturgeon about the little spaces in perforations between toilet paper being discovered to be indestructible. It went on to make industries out of the ‘nothing’. In real life, could these vortices be used to propel us faster than light?

Probably not, but it’s fun to think about.

I don’t give the slightest fuck what Melania Trump wants.

Knitting, jigsaw puzzles, change the oil in the car … something requiring the use of her hands, I expect.

I tried some Paul Newman’s Ranch once, never having had ranch before. It was bloody awful!

Try Edvard Grieg’s ‘In Hall of the Mountain King’. Shit’s fire!

Ran outta juice, huh? Have you tried … not being flaccid?