Heh… Tetshins…

Wine aunt.

Oddly enough, I am 9.

That’s why I routinely listen to this to fight back against The Hustle.

They’re not being gullible here. The moment Israel violates the ceasefire, they’ll flip the sign back around on the Strait.

Technically, Israel is only bombing Israel.

I use 9, so this won’t affect me.

But I’m more than willing to start smashing kneecaps if it comes to it.

Take a deep breath. Close your mouth. Hold your nose and then try to blow air out.

Cures hiccups.

Also… there are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Those that do it
2. Those that lie about doing it

Dad didn’t have much good advice, but these two have held up over the years.

No animals.

They can have one.

No the sad truth is that Peter Theil is, in fact, human. A human that we are all capable of becoming.

You just have to make a billion bad decisions to get where he is now.

That is a really good photo. And it was cropped perfectly for the cover.

I’d say hand it the Pulitzer, but there has been an absolute glut of award-level material so far this year.

No relation…

Every time an erudite conservative throws out “animus” as a negative trait, I grow another pineal gland.

Palantir really wants it’s fucking database.

All because Petey truly believes that there are demons living in the United States.

I don’t know about this Pope guy, but I think I know a thing or two about the word of God.

The plastic ocean.

Be sure to drink plenty of Malk!

Yeah… the Smiles are pretty fucked up.

I guess…

But it wouldn’t be as funny as excommunicating Vance. And then when he complained about it excomm-ing the President too.

Okay… hear me out… live action Aaron and Jefferson solving crimes. With a talking dog voiced by Aaron Taylor-Johnson.