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slothrop@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Ex-UCP candidate who says she was branded a racist hopes 'truth can be aired in full' at trialEnglish
12·1 day agoRacily racist racist races racily to racism.
I just piss in the sink, to be safe.
Thanks for the recipe
slothrop@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Trump deletes Truth Social image depicting him as Jesus: 'It was me as a doctor'English
11·6 days agoThe new Jesus doesn’t “know” the old Jesus because they’ve never met.
And never will.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Your thoughts are so powerful that if you imagine eating a lemon, your mouth will start salivating in preparationEnglish
7·8 days agoImagining pineapples gives me erections.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Memes@sopuli.xyz•Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pagesEnglish
10·8 days agoI feel that you’re stringing us along with that theory.
I’m 69, and going to 2 SRO club gigs tonight and tomorrow night. My 70 year old buddy might have to bail due to a death in the family, but very, very few of my peers can stand for 3 hours!
So I’ve run out of replacement candidates!
This is one of the many things ‘they’ never warn you about as you plan your retirement, expecting to be globetrotting.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How quick are you to block someone on Lemmy?English
7·9 days agoNever knew about the tracking option; I’m piqued.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How quick are you to block someone on Lemmy?English
81·9 days agoThe left lemmy vibe is very-much bipolar.
You could post identical comments 10 minutes apart and one could be downvoted to oblivion whilst the other is top comment.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How quick are you to block someone on Lemmy?English
18·9 days agoI don’t block, I label them with a tag, usually ‘asswipe’.
I hear it’s a grating lifestyle.
I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!
Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya’ !
They go to hee bee’s; they’re hee bee gee bees, after all.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Melania Trump says rumours linking her to Epstein 'need to stop'English
91·10 days agoStreisand
eta:
photo from her presser

slothrop@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Americans quit streaming services as cost of living continues to climb, report findsEnglish
2·10 days agoiptv for 5 connections. RD doesn’t do live tv, unless you know better. I also use rd, torbox, and debridio.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Americans quit streaming services as cost of living continues to climb, report findsEnglish
12·10 days agommm, lemme see now, $200/mo for a bunch of streaming services, subscriptions, diminishing ota/cable sports options…
OR…
$10/mo for all the above, plus many more expanding options?
aaar!!
womp womp
slothrop@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Iran closes Strait of Hormuz due to ongoing Israeli attacks in Lebanon: Iranian state mediaEnglish
35·11 days agoSchrödinger’s Strait.















*allegedly*