Orbital speeds would be very hard to reach compared to low Earth orbits. Also a much deeper gravity well to escape for travel.

Even if soft/firmware won’t let you do a thing, in the case of a laptop screen it’s just a tiny magnet that can be removed in seconds.

Jesus Christ, this is shitpost. And this image is as old as the sun.

I have a solution for that.

If that’s the case, the person setting it up has no place setting it up.

Why? That’s a waste of time. The reason this is as it is is because whoever set it up can’t use a computer.

If you can’t turn off sleep, you shouldn’t be setting up servers.

The laptop should already be closed.

3-5

Resistance really is futile.

I was poor as fuck back in AoE times, my computer was already oolllllld.

Stupid fucking bitch.

Oh sweet child, you’ll never understand the pleasure of cutting motherboard PCB traces and replacing resistors to overclock a DX2 to 90MHz to play freely distributed CD-ROM cereal box AoE.

I yearn for my old 486. the best rig I have ever owned.

*creating

At night?

Right? No other OS gets two versions included.

Their best is to accept the death of a sentient species to satisfy a simple carnal pleasure? Pathetic.

They’re already a beautiful dark red.

Male doctors.

Not the question.