My big issue is American Christians tbh. The rest are a mixed bag, but every yank religious type I’ve met has been some sort of merchantile baptist

And the tie is directly on the neck… If you’re gonna go goth with a faux rope look like that you gotta commit

I would imagine the caskets kinda sell themselves though

She is incredibly cool! A friend of mine told me about two myths about her, kind of similar, kind of not.
Both start like this: Artemis and her virgins are bathing in a lake in the forest. Guy is walking in the forest and comes upon them.

Now in the first one he realises there’s a bunch of hot babes swimming naked, so he hides and peeps. Artemis busts him and turns him into a deer to be perpetually hunted.

In the second one the guys stumbles upon them by accident and immediately looks away, terribly sorry about the whole thing. He still saw Artemis naked and she’s still a greek god so… She gives him an offer: He can be turned into a deer to be hunted forever OR she can trans him and turn him into one of her virgins. He picks the latter.

We need to introduce imperial FPS to gaming is what we need to do. 60 FPS, unless you have a killstreak divisible by 3, then it’s 58 frames every first second.

Also I forgot to mention the frames that are “dropped” are at the start rather than at the end of the second.

The explanation though I choose to believe it is because America is the great satan

BE NORMAL JUST ONE TIME

does not fuck, even at all

I believe the classical concept of a virgin was just someone who hadn’t had penetrative sex with a man. Artemis chilling with a bunch of lady “virgins”… But I don’t know a lot about greek mythology, so I am just talking out of my ass.

If someone put this in a novel they’d get laughed at for being too obvious

She’s also a girlboss

It’s so funny when USians pull this number, considering how abysmal US food quality is. Not that it’s not also fucked and funny when Europeans pull it, but come on, your food makes your hearts burn.

police cuts

Oh, I thought literal. As in we were cutting some police officers in half.

Considering how much liberals love doing whataboutism, I am going to assume there’s some comment here from some cursed farthuffing instance I can’t see mentioning the alleged murder of polish partisans by the USSR. A murder site that was found by the Nazis, used by the Nazis as propaganda, coincidentally used the exact MO Nazis used to carry out mass killings, used german material to carry out the killings, and the only document that “proves” the soviet culpability was lacking every piece of credentialing from the time period it allegedly came from, as well as the structure and language of said document differed completely from every other document of its’ type from said period, and the originator of said document was an apparatchik from khrushchevs anti-stalin government.

It’s ironic when Lysenkoism is right there but libs will never actually engage with material reality, they just want to repeat the same half-brained clichés they pick up through cultural osmosis and somehow assume noone else knows about, let alone knows more about.

Anyways, if I am correct: I hope that person one day grows to actually investigate the many assumptions they have about the world instead of blindly believing every piece of red scare indoctrination they’ve been fed. I hope such a person would likewise grow enough to understand that on a predominantly western website, when they encounter people that disagree with them about said events it is not because they do not know of the events, but because they actually read up on them. I would also hope the person gets a really bad cough and has trouble pissing.

I cannot in a million years imagine the kind of hubris needed in order to go in a 250 kph ride in a steel car built by literal slaves. Class Action Park seems more sensible to me than that

Don’t forget to mention the insane speech the kosmonaut on the moon has. Even the US had enough presence of mind to not go all rock, flag and eagle, but surely the soviets would be all steel, stoicism and sickles.

Personally I’m kind of surprised there hasn’t been a big thing about ballet, opera and theatre considering they kind of pioneered the whole thing. It’s such an open secret there’s short films about it (CW: child SA)

There’s equal chances the poster is a hardcore bluedog or MAGA, but they are definitely one of the two

:both-sides:

Big fan of the person accusing you of being CIA. I gotta look into those brainworms

Don’t lionize this guy though, I hear he made a post on Facebook four years ago where he used the r-word. And you can’t complain about not being allowed to lionize him, that’s metaposting which is bad. Yes I am still salty. Make a Luigi emoji that’s titled :lion: