What use is the FTC when they haven’t banned this nationwide yet?

lol, that thing on the left looks like a platypus tail.

And the wildest part? He was born in 1998. They weren’t kidding about Gen Z aging faster.

fun fact: he is Chris Farley’s cousin. His voice and mannerisms are remarkably similar too, though probably not as coked up.

4. and if they actually did do it, then AT WHAT COST?

And any negative stat is consumed and regurgitated as truth, regardless of how dubious the source is.

The US is helping the Global South speed up their Chinamaxxing Solarpilled era.

Also liberal American college kids with #BLM and pronouns in their bio when vacationing in Europe.

strategic cropping

I usually root against dynastic champions, but the Dodgers have been must see TV for the last two years. Game 7 of last year’s World Series was the greatest playoff game I have ever seen in any sport. And it is fun witnessing a once in a lifetime talent like Ohtani breaking all sorts of century-old records.

I’m so used to news of corporations getting fined for billions of dollars as just a routine course of operation that $99 million seems rather quaint.

So how do I know which of my male friends needs to get their numbers up? What are these numbers measuring and what is their optimal range?

Replace prosecuted with executed first.

Always be wary when you hear “bipartisan, commonsense legislation”, especially when it is announced by one of the most rabidly Zionist members of Congress.

writing “The Fuckin’ Strait” like a Bob Dylan release title

It’s extra funny whenever they have to capitulate to China’s ascendency because they’ve been cheerleaders for laissez-faire capitalism for nearly two centuries.

Is that a Kpop light stick? Which BTS member do you think he stans?

You could fill an entire state with white people who only remember the word “biblioteca” from their years of HS Spanish.

Here’s the map of the vote to really drive the point home.

TIL Frasier’s wife was the main protagonist of the 80s action thriller Cheers.