Preemptive retaliatory attacks… Preemptive retaliatory attacks never change

Tunnels stay winning

They are forever lost in time, like tears in the rain

Huh, I didn’t know they were different animals. TIL!

General McArthur requested 50 nukes to drop on China during the Korean war 💀💀

As far as I can tell they’re all from the Latin pulver which means “powder” or “dust”

They should make Bored Ape skins! (I’m still diamond hands on my NFTs)

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the Department of War!

I’m afraid your friend is somewhat… preoccupied at the moment

When the sun expands into a red giant and devours our planet, Iran’s leverage will become worthless

seriously though did he always have those eyebrows as in the profile pic?

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This is great but it only works until they replace human judges and juries with AI

In the age of remakes, why aren’t they doing anything with that game where the original wasn’t even entirely complete

Press F to waterboard

There’s also that joke where the Soviet Russian commends the westerner for being superior at propaganda, and the westerner says “But we don’t have any propaganda?”

This is quite similar to the Iranians I know, who grew up in the country before migrating to Europe. What really gets me is that they seem to believe that things will be better for Iran if US/Israel win.

I have to ask them sometime how the coup against Mosaddegh fits into their worldview…