I read this article and immediately went to thank my husband for not drugging, raping and filming me. He was like uh, you’re welcome? Figured not drugging your loved ones was one of those unwritten rules, but I guess not.

This, extra creamy is where it’s at.

Zoloft, it took three days to start working. It had been an absolute gamechanger for my anxiety and I love it. 10/10

Godamn I think I need a flowchart or something. There’s no thread of logic holding any of this together. Of course he changed his mind and did some dumbass shit again. I have lost the plot somewhere.

Watching the robot cheerfully veer into the glass panel like a drunk on a lawn mower absolutely sent me. My sides.

I don’t want to have a nuclear war, my new birdfeeder is coming tomorrow.

This is weird one but if I am sleep deprived and traveling I will put anything I need to take with me, but might forget, in my shoes. Learned this trick after forgetting my wallet and getting stuck in a parking garage.

Horseback riding. It can be expensive and I can’t risk injuring myself, if I don’t work I don’t eat.

Yeah now is not a good time to come to the USA. I live here. Please stay away and don’t spend money here. Boycott our crazy before it comes for you too.

Not overstimulated, but I have to be very careful that music doesn’t make me feel feelings, as I have enough feelings as it is.

First of all, I would spend some time being single and learning about yourself. Who are you as a person? What do you value? Second, sit down and make a list of all your uncrossable boundaries. This applies to every relationship you have, not just dating. For example: I won’t allow poeple in my life who hit dogs. I won’t allow people in my life who are rude to wait staff. Third, and most important of all, ask yourself what you bring to the table? Learn to recognize green flags in yourself and others. Be kind, be a helper, but remember your boundaries.

I highly recommended Pete Walkers book Complex PTSD From Surviving to Thriving. Along with What Everybody is Saying by Joe Navarro. These books will allow you to start fixing your “poeple picker.” So you can stop of cycle of being around the poeple who drag you down instead of biuld you up.

Best of luck!

My toaster oven just died. It was so old all the numbers rubbed off and we just ran it off vibes. Guests were like, how long to make toast? And I just told them turn it till it feels right. I’m going to miss that toaster oven, it was the best.

I feel with Goosebumps it would be more like you’re being stalked by the Resin Monster.

Oh so THAT’S where my sleep paralysis demon lives.

I’m going to bake some snickerdoodles.

And my axe!

I think we are a lot more like Brave New world than Fahrenheit 451. The sad thing is we never had to burn the books. Nobody will be left who can read them.

I would watch the shit out of this.

For fine tip miniature work I have also put cheap hair gel on the brush tip to hold the piont. Milage may vary based on bushtype and technique.

Hey! Long time artist here who paints all kinds of things, from metal lawn art to actual paintings. Rule number one- wash your bushes out in cool water, not hot or warm, as hot water can loosen the glue that holds the bristles in. Second get a small tub of brush restorer. A little goes a long way. Once the brush is dry, add a little brush restorer and reshape the tip and bristles. You can use sharp sizzors to clip and stray brush hairs that won’t stay in place. And keep paining!