I have a friend who says ‘coughs you’ lol

Snowden continues to criticize Russian policy

I’m totally showing my ignorance here but I’m surprised they let him do that

TIL the difference between a cat and a dog is the floppiness of the ears

Gaze into my black hole pls

Well that could be misconstrued

*🥵

Uh oh, don’t tell beep

I bet those people are tastier though

First sentence: fair point

It’s almost as daft as people thinking they’ll lose out by going into a higher tax bracket

Yep

Good job he’s not a bird

Everyone’s talking about night shifts while I just assumed drugs and partying

Language changes, die sounds stupid, and yes I will dice on this hill

But hyenas are dogs, right? Right?!

There is a time component though

Edit: 🤓

Integrity’s headlights

I’m sure glad the first message was repeated at the top

3-D chess

Uh, so chess?

Pay wall