Okay as funny as this is, the actual job is to spin every pointless death as heroically as possible, to help maintain morale on the home front, so yes it’s helping the imperial machine. Doing good and honest work would see you immediately thrown under a bus.

“souls like” is when your character is doing a slow “return to idle” animation so you press a button to stop that and do the next thing, but they have no visible reaction, then the situation changes so you press a different button, then five years later they finish their animation and act like you pressed the first button

Probably copycats; some people out there would really like to burn down a warehouse, but haven’t ever thought of it before, then hear about it in the news and their eyes light up.

Decaying material conditions are why we’ve got “some people out there would really like to burn down a warehouse” as a base state, of course.

I don’t think the idea that all new technology is loved by young people is correct.

Yeah, I think that was just an 80s-2000s thing where computers were still niche enough that someone stuck in their ways could delude themselves into thinking that they were no more important an invention than microwave ovens, while anyone who bothered learning about them would find real, tangible benefits, with new capabilities every single year. Then in the 2010s Grandma got a Facebook and the best you could expect to get from computer skills was reduced to a fairly cushy job.

Chaka Khan

but every movie made in the USA is what a movie made by a fascist society would look like

You know how Sam can be short for Samuel or Samantha, and thus becomes nonbinary? I think we should just do that to all of them. Is Lenny short for Leonard or Lena? Is Al short for Alice or Albert?

Not worried about LinkedIn because you don’t have one? Try pressing shift-control-alt-windows-L on Windows.

There was a trend a while back to redraw SMB1 Princess Peach. This one was an outlier for being goonerfied. Most were either earnest attempts to draw her better, or shitposts.

I’ve been cutting firm tofu into much thinner than the standard cubes (like half a finger depth) and air frying them. The thinner size means they’re stiffer and absorb more sauce, reducing the “fluffy nothing” flavor I’ve always disliked about tofu (hail seitan).

Not for lack of trying on Trump’s part though. He’s really trying to get those numbers (blood numbers) up.

I’m not talking emotional games about working out parental trauma

Sure, but if you need that, but don’t actually want to put up with something heavy, the answer is Earthbound.

Maybe also Crosscode.

CARBS

I like to lean back and make sure I get the optimal upward angle to really send those germs flying.

based and balled

Imagine all the cosplay this opens up.

As I learn more about actual war strategy, I find more and more that all the differences that I was assured would be there between Starcraft and the real thing were, actually, people being bad at Starcraft. You have to replace practicing your micromanagement with training low-level officers and that’s about it.

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