He should get a shot to the face.

Hi Walnut!! Who’s a good boy?

Nogen jeg kender i Norge (der tilfeldigvis var dansker) cyklet altid til arbejde. En dag det regnet, cyklet han over nogle glatte stener i meget lav fart - han faldt og slog hovedet. Han kan ikke gå i dag, og er blevet førtidspensionist. Han brugte hjelm, men stadig fik han skader. Havde han ikke brugt hjelm, havde han mest sandsynligt været død, og det var i en fart på omkring 5km i timen!

TACO!

If the bomb is dropped, no other country will trust America. Hell, if you said three years ago that I’d trust China more than Trump, I’d be flabbergasted!

Dude, I can only get so erect!

I trust China more than i trust the United States of Trump.

Why is there a frog in the image?

Not quite, but he’s only 8.5 kilos, so I do carry him often.

Wallet, phone, and my dog.

Let’s do the pillory first, then, if they survive that, the prize is the guillotine.

But I like drugs! Cannabis is my favourite.

But is he immune to bullets?

Problem: title.

Solution:

Touche!

Get a therapist from another country, and do it online. That’s what I did. I self-medicate on weed (and grow it), and in Denmark, it’s very illegal. I would never tell my Danish therapist about my daily consumption, as I’d lose my license, but I can tell my foreign therapist.

Disclaimer: I never drive intoxicated, but why should I not be able to have a joint after work to calm myself?

Sounds like an STD.

I’m so turned on right now…

I’m straight, married etc., and I can barely say a guy is hot or has a great body without sexualising it. Hell, my wife and I sometimes both turn around when we walk past someone hot on the street (does not matter the sex), and can both agree that damn, that person was sexy as fuck! Again, not sexualising. It’s not that hard…