It’s not like citizenship you don’t get to be a planet just because your mom is.

Research and fact checking is what separates journalists from hacks.
“Journalist” implies factual information, not science fiction. If someone writes a “news” story about the magic land of Xanth because they can’t tell the difference between a Piers Anthony novel and a scientific study it’s not Piers Anthony’s fault for being too “tricky”.

Woo, woo, chugga, chugga, choo, choo

More like Uncle Pedo sold both of your kidneys to the triads and now he’s trying to blame the family’s anger at him on your asthmatic lungs not being good enough for the triad, so that’s why he sold them the second kidney instead of 1 lung and 1 kidney.

I am sure that they have, but there’s a lot more to it than just that. They have to consider long term maintenance, safety, and availability of parts.

Water is known and well established, you can buy a lot of stuff right off the shelf and we know it’s short and long term dangers. Everything else gets expensive and unknown very quickly.

Clinton was the one that started selling off the helium reserves. Obama signed something that changed shit about it, so he certainly didn’t do anything to help the situation.

They are a bunch of bullies who bully other people. Bullying is nothing new, if anything it’s a mark of pride. No, what they can’t deal with is not fitting in, somehow being different. This is why they are antivax. They would rather have dead kids than some neurodiverse weirdos. Also dead children give you a huge sympathy bonus, whereas a weird kid gets you uninvited from get togethers.

So, if you really want to upset them you have to point out just how weird their weird shit is.

Well, you know… I never thought about that… That son of removed!

Also an accurate description of the 2 hours immediately following my consuming taco bell.

The dark corrupted Nazi heart.

Ya, but this is not a truck any more than the Hyundai Santa Cruz is a truck. It’s UTE. And anyone who does this to their Santa Cruz would also deserve to be mocked.

You have to remember to keep your remote clean. Some people never clean their remotes and he ends up pushing them all over the house trying to lick the remotes clean.

It’s nothing crazy. He just spends a couple of weeks following you around and going through your stuff when you aren’t home.

I mean, basic math already showed us that the majority didn’t want him in office either time. But even with all of the shady shit and even straight up election fraud he couldn’t have won without the votes from a large number of people who purposely chose the hate filled pedophile option.

Oh sweet baby Jesus… 🤦…
Uhm thanks for pointing that out…

The word was supposed to be “weird” and there’s no sane way, no matter how badly I smashed my big fat appendages across the screen, that spell correct could have thought I meant to type “wet”, but yet somehow that’s what it chose.

My phone finally forced me to let it update to the newer os stuffed full of ai, and now does some insanely weird spell corrections. It will even sometimes change words that I have spelled correctly to things that mean something completely different. But this one is a real beauty. Honestly, it’s so fucked up that I am just going to leave it.

You conservatives spend an insane amount of time thinking about and making shit up about children’s genitals. It’s so fucking wet and creepy.

In his defense, it is a pretty good comment (there’s multiple layers going on) while being a bit of a sleeper at the same time. And given the size of the Lemmy audience, it’s not likely to ever get the number of votes it deserves.

And in your defense, I doubt he really thought it through that deeply, and instead just posted the first idiotic thought that came to mind.

I wasn’t trying to judge anyone. I’m just saying that I think it is best to know what you are signing up for before you commit. I am sure that the lack of a stinger is just as upsetting to someone who was looking to get stung as finding a stinger when you are allergic to stings.

I know what you mean, I also often wonder what it would have been like if you had different parents.

Never forget to check if she’s got a stinger.