We need a mashed up celebrity name. Trumpanyahu

CEO OF SEX THE IS LEGENDARY SKIN ONLY

lol is the millennials version of over, lol

Palms are sweaty

All that math you learned? Forget it. You’re in spreadsheet land now.

Darn humans taking our jerbs

Marvelous

If he were a real delivery driver he’d definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

Biweekly is another one. Two times a week, or once every two weeks (also called a fortnight)?

boing boing

I would add a spring emoji but the UNICODE Consortium has not deemed it important enough to include one in the character set.

Ayy these pickles are the real deal!

Time to get on board the horny-thopter

A lot of us can drive at 52 mph (83.68 km/h in non-Freedom units), so why isn’t our infrastructure designed with loops in mind?

Welcome to South Korea! We’re the best Korea since we have weed and no generational concentration camps!

Why’s he on a footstool lol

type shit

Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.

It’s just like Heated Rivalry!

Are they closing for the night? Or for good?

Nobody beats our meat