Motherfuckers

*unless they’re Kyle Fucking Rittenhouse …just sayin

…make America a concentration camp…

<Maurice Chevalier sounds>

When you keep her plugged in while carting her across the street in hopes of not losing your high score

The terrorists won when she took the time to set up a tripod and a remote timer.

(Edit: Meaning, she wasn’t taking pictures at all. Somebody else was.)

Anyone who keeps outdoor cats in coyote territory is just an asshole. Can confirm. Do live in coyote territory.

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Bluesky too.

From cycling, I have inadvertently developed a bit of a badonkadonk so my butt now has some horizontal cleavage and it would most certainly make this noise if I had the courage to take it on a slide.

Hegseth and his removed-ass poseur ilk are lucky they don’t live in a time when a gentleman can demand honor

This was the kind of surprise twist punchline I was expecting.

Kobayashi Maru

It’s okay. A lot of people experimented during their college years.

Death And Co and their ilk is pretty much this.

*Pony

So much better than Aunt Irma

I use in or at interchangeably for either of those cases, now that you’re forcing me to confront the truth