Cow juice.

I’ve only got a Compaq one.

Ok. Who was the watery bint this time?

Is that a swingline stapler?

The triple diamond Mitsubishi logo is missing.

Perhaps “The Missing Postman” - not sure if it actually got canned or is just unknown though.

God damn Loch Ness Monster, get your own damn memory!

Elodimir?

Sounds like a Lord of the Rings character.

He’s not the president. He’s the ruler.

Starlink terminals next…

But trust me on the sunscreen.

Something something Jonah?

I wonder how long before other countries will not allow Americans to visit…

I think it’s possible to be ‘rich’ and humble.

It may depend on how you become rich.

Without a passive income it is difficult to become rich.

He who is paid by the hour can only trade his time for money.

Oops.

Separate the compartments with lead then?

Renée

Based on the past, it seems vinyl records are near indestructible. So, embedding the data in that somehow and keeping it cool might work.

Printed might also work but it’s a lot of data. Microfiche maybe?

Another option might be to use some form of nuclear battery to keep a bunch of multi TB SSDs powered up.