Leaving dishes in the sink to “dry”. Take 5 seconds of you previous time, use a towel and put it in the cupboard so the sink is usable if you need it for something.

POV: You’re Alexandra Daddario.

Ordering 48 separate pizzas.

Waking up every morning, finding out I didn’t die in my sleep.

Probably improved them.

Brother, what are you talking about?

There’s even some fully hand animated and colored stuff from Disney.

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“Of course I am listening…” “…listening to this banger the frogs are dancing to.”

My Asmongoon impression:

“Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean… Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no.”

Repeat for 6 hours.

Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

https://youtube.com/shorts/M21flHkO4Yk

But what else should I jerk off to then?

Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

That’s when I finish my thesis. Migrating OS + thesis just begs for disaster.

This is exactly what I’m going to do in about 14 days. Fuck Microsoft.

The only correct answer in this thread.

It’s the biggest industry in the world by a very large margin and the most destructive one on a global scale.

Wear a funny hat.

Is that a JoJo reference?