“In the forbidden area” 🤭

That’s one way of staying hydrated

O _ O

I get a minimum of like 8 upvotes on every post I make in my group here on Lemmy and I’m convinced they’re all bots or all the accounts of one person. They all upvote in sync

Awwww, silly little Microsoft is upset the browser monopoly isn’t theirs

Now THAT’S teamwork!

Humbling comment

“Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with

I mean, even one is difficult enough

Trump’s not going to heaven. He’s starting his own heaven, with blackjack and hookers, where he’s god and Kid Rock is jesus or something

I never call it

It just comes when it pleases

“May I come in, ma’am?”

It plays a mean bluegrass

I mean… it’s just been introduced

And according to this site it has a 1% chance of being enacted? What’s that about?

ROFLMAO never

I had a stroke and died

Robot Wars was a documentary

Never leave your gasoline unattended! Someone might spike it!

Yea, no backsies!

If they ban Vina Sky, I’m going on strike. If they don’t, I’m going on stroke

Ministers are also planning to make tech bosses personally liable

Uh-oh. Some MPs are about to get a call from their uhm… tech bosses.