Pingas!

I like “bits”

“Next time you need help call a crackhead”

Absolutely, man! They’re stronger than they look and will do anything for $20

I had a neighbor once who was a recovering addict and owned a small roadside trash pickup business. According to him, he got off the crack but stayed on the crackhead grind. He was awesome

Lol, no

Cool! Now let’s do that 2 years ago

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As far as the trolley problem goes, whoever killed the guy objectively preserved more lives by doing so

Get in, loser! We’re going to Agartha!

I’m so close to filling out my antichrist bingo card

Yo! Welcome back!

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My wife is taking Friday off to celebrate her birthday!

I have a tabby named Jack and an orange named Sam, and my neighbor has cats that are the same color and the same names XD

So I call her cats “Samposter” and “Faux-Jack (Catman)”

I guess “serious injury from stumbling on level ground” isn’t something cats really have to worry about XD

My cat actually does know that! He doesn’t mess with my legs when it’s dark XD

I don’t think my cat knows that he’s faster than me, he is very dumb XD

Nope, I’ve seen elephants and have had no such temptation XD

Makes way more sense than it should XD

All trucks are made with (lug) nuts?

Usually depends on the gender of the Latin word for it (ships are feminine because navis is)

Which makes cars confusing because they’ve only been around since Latin hasn’t. Neo-Latin has a few different possible words, like currum, which is masculine, or vehiculum, which is neutral, or raeda, which is feminine. So it could go any of the possible ways

That being said, I’m almost positive that every truck ever made has (lug)nuts from the factory