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There are ten thousand teams at Microsoft making Teams worse.

The muted “ragged flag” vinyl stickers sized and cut for your vehicle’s window dimensions, but all the stars on the field are Punisher skulls with blonde fright combovers

Stays crisp in milk.

“Unhinged” is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he’s crazy, but he is not. He’s got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America’s/Humanity’s enemies. That’s not “unhinged”, that’s just plain hostility and malevolence.

Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it’s really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!

• Is Chicago 🙅‍♀️
• Is Not Chicago 💁‍♀️

[making drawing-rainbow-with-hands gesture]

1. It’s always OK if Donny does it
2. It’s always OK if I do it

A new era of safety: we blocked it entirely on our home router

What is Super Mario’s favorite vegetable? A Nintentato!

Nah. It’s not good regardless of anything you’ve ever seen before.

Did you actually print it out and physically stick it in dog crap that you personally selected yourself? I think that could qualify as augmenting reality. Good work!

So here is what you do:

• Shout out loud: “Teehee I am a foreign company now!”
• Pay your extra Glorious Golden Donny Dollars
• Get item (maybe)
• Get shot (eventually) (probably)

We finally blocked Roblox entirely in our house because it was making our kids assholes. All the little “safe” user-created minigames like Steal a Brainrot were having a pretty big effect on their behavior and things that they concerned themselves about. They would get into fights about whether or not one of them had a generator that could net them absurd, meaningless values like $1.7T/s and then take those arguments offline and still argue about whose Steal a Brainrot base was better. Or whatever.

We watched an interview with the CEO of Roblox stomping on rake after rake after rake. He seemed mostly attuned to the growth of the platform and did not seem like safety was a really any sort of primary concern at all. He talked about things like this (continuuous facial recognition via the devices’s human facing camera) as if that would do anything to curb the behavior of adults abusing the platform. He seemed to be saying that What else would you get but safety with changes like this? I decided that I do not like that guy in particular and I don’t like his product either and my kids can have it back after they have defeated me and can figure out how the pi-hole works.

I never use grid infill.

🎵He hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything 🎵 🎵It’s just too heavy for Superman to lift 🎵

Labor. They wouldn’t ever say that directly.

Sad!

The leopard didn’t eat [gestures somewhere] all my face! I am chosen! I am selected!

MTG, standing eyeball-deep in feasted leopard shit, gnashing and tearing away the flaps of flesh the leopard left behind

The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt And we’re on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down And the billboards are all leering And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings toppled in on themselves Mothers clutching babies Picked through the rubble And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire All twisted metal stretching upwards Everything washed in a thin orange haze I said, “Kiss me, you’re beautiful These are truly the last days”

You grabbed my hand And we fell into it Like a daydream Or a fever

Godspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM&list=RDXVekJTmtwqM&start_radio=1

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