My first job out of uni was developing an internal system for a company.

On a certain day, I was the first of my team to arrive. Before I could even get to my desk, a distressed colleague stopped me.

“Hey, can you help me? The system is broken! The tables are cutting off and everything is in the wrong place.” he says.

We go to his desk and he shows me the problem. I grab the mouse and click the Windows maximize button.

“Oh! Thanks, it’s fixed.”

That guy worked there for decades and earned over five times more than me.

I had a coworker who had constant issues with her laptop. Whenever she tried showing it to me, the issue magically fixed itself.

After this happened multiple times, she would just ask me to quickly touch the laptop to fix it. Worked every time!

lol, this is hilarious. Did you get a reply?

QAnon claims there’s a secret cabal of pedophiles running the world. They are right about that, but too stupid to realize the pedos are on their team.

I am a software developer. A few months ago, a recruiter sent me a job description with one requirement being “believing that software developers will be replaced by AI within a few years”.

Bullshit like that makes me seriously consider changing careers if I lose my current job.

This theory could also explain those strange galaxies that shouldn’t exist according to our model that JWST keep finding. Maybe they are from the universe outside the black hole!

I love fake demakes of modern games. My favorite one is Elden Ring for the SNES

Disney groomed us to believe the ultra rich are good guys. Looks like they succeeded.

• It’s the next big thing!

• It’s not a bubble

• Okay, maybe it’s a bubble, but a ‘rational’ one <- we are here

• Shit

When it becomes the next pandemic, will we call it the American virus?

This is exactly like the stories from Brazilian dictatorship. For those curious, I recommend the Oscar winner from last year, I am Still Here.

Nier Automata has many moments where you can walk away from a mission and get one of it’s 20+ bad endings

Reminds of a South Park game where the difficulty slider is the character skin color slider

In my headcanon, that’s not his real name. The books were written after the facts, so I imagine the writers wanted him to be remembered only as a Sauron henchman, erasing him from history.

Other people’s suffering doesn’t invalidate yours.

Back when my dad was hospitalized, we bought a portable dvd player with a screen and burned some movies he liked.

Simple, they look at him and see a mirror

P != NP

I had a girl do that on our first date. She was feeling insecure because she never dated online before. Once she felt comfortable with me, her friends left.

These findings indicate that alleles for autism overlap broadly with alleles for high intelligence

I call that a real life bit overflow