Yeah my ex wife made me pretty self conscious about it. Like its all fun and games until she said “ow.”

I’m in a new relationship and I havent hit yet, but she knows Im larger. Given how easy I’ve bottomed out my ex, im a bit worried, because it gonna be soon if we can find an opportunity (takes about an hour to get to her place).

Fallatio has usually resulted in painful jaws and a lack of satisfaction for both parties because of it.

Not to mention toilets. Nothing is quite so uncomfortable.

Oh, sorry! You’ve been on this elevator for a while. Try jumping next?

Open to suggestions.

I don’t think any of y’all know how well protected this asshole is

Panic because if 1 year is an exploit,

Im not saying shit about the age gap between me and my girlfriend.

Correct.

268,000,000 people. That’s how many people the regime desires to remove from the US.

Whether its deportation, or a body bag, or just plain fleeing, they dont give a damn.

The more we push back, the worse it will get. But thays the thing about authoritarians, they try to use fear the entire time. What happens when the people no longer fear the regime?

Prototype. Man. What a fucking BLAST that was. The super powers you had by the end of the game combined with the techniques you could use.

Surfing corpses, eating people alive to clone their appearance. Slicing, smashing, or just tearing apart tanks. Throwing cars. It was just absolute mayhem and I doubt we will see another game quite so unhinged.

Back in my day all we had was a pair of slippers and a fuzzy hat. And we had to share the hat.

Its almost like the rich and powerful have always used their power to silence opposition to their wealth.

265,000,000 removed from America is their goal.

For those who may be confused:

A nazi is an ideology that is used as an identity. The ideology is made up of a group of identical opinions. Some people may share an opinion with the nazi, but if they shade no others then we really should be polite to at least find out if they’re a closeted nazi.

Hey, thanks for being so considerate. Except it was Friday about 5 hours ago for me.

Know what? I said fuck it, I keep finding out, so I better start fucking around.

And so far it hasn’t been all that bad

No they won’t, but they probably will care when I can’t complete training because I faint if I stand up too fast. Or strain too much. Or am outside in hot weather. Or get slightly dehydrated. Or stretch wrong while sitting down.

Only so much they can do to motivate a guy who has no blood flow temporarily.

Man I wish. They had hoped that. Nerve damage is hard to replace. Or they didnt grow properly. We don’t know.

NOPE! Apparently neuropathy at a very young age. Quite possibly caused by a bad ear infection that went too long or was particularly quick, there’s a part that attaches to the vagus nerve.

I learned this because Apparently you aren’t supposed to cough when your ear is tickled inside.

If the draft comes, I guess this is a perk of having POTS. But I would bet being the only male I’ve ever met with it, they’re going to do all the stupid ass testing because they won’t believe my entire medical record

Uh-oh.

Someone has to as long as it ain’t me

No, no sorry for the confusion.

The resources are being recycled. I lost my virginity in two weeks 20 years ago.

Im in a relatively new relationship that is… progressing at the exact pace that it will be in the same timeline. Though it could literally be next week depending if I screw shit up enough or not.