Chip Roy < Chip Skylark

Well don’t yah know that other kids are starving in Japan…

How come you’re always such a fussy young man?

…so just use the word “M’kay”!

I’ve done it straight through a few times when I was younger, but never cleanly. It’s damn hard.

I haven’t seen Goatse in many years, and I didn’t need that memory back.

I’d buy a ticket to that.

Even 23 years later…

I’m goin’, yes I’m goin’ (I’m a-goin’ to the) Goin’ to the (hard!) We’re goin’ (really goin’ to the) Goin’ to the, goin’ to the (hard!) Yes I’m goin’ to the HARDWARE STORE…

But you’re not the only one.

Any parents using the “spare the rod” excuse need a date with an industrial shredder.

The whole “American Idiot” album applies here, I think.

If you know, you know.

Personally, I think he should be the center of the sun’s problem.

Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.

Oh no! Anyway…

Has Moop been on strike lately?

It’s a sound effect generator. It only has a few different varieties of SCREEEEREEEECH and some weird telephone tones, though.

Don’t get my hopes up.

Inquiring minds want to know!

Read it, you can read it, you can read it, you can read it…