

It’s all performance


It’s all performance


Nothing of value was lost


“We had three House Republican candidates who were ahead on election day in the last election cycle, and every time a new tranche of ballots came in, they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost, and no series of ballots that were counted after election day were our candidates ahead on any of those counts,”
Counting. That magic is called counting.


This guy seems particularly and consistently bad. Or he just doesn’t have the same filter as the others.


Jokes on them when we all die before they are born


Picking fights with French workers seems an especially bad idea


And both of those are terrible
That was the year the pants shitting dorito stain was elected in the first place.
10
Fucking
Years
Ago


The fake shing noise movies use for unsheathing swords


We didn’t even need 4k yet


So where them Epstein files at


So why didn’t you
The joke is murder


Best buy bought future shop in 2001
Looks like Allen from smiling friends


Maybe I’ll try recreating the dillburrito in celebration


Shorter time also doesn’t matter if you can’t afford to go at all
Could be due to fiber. Reduce cholesterol, improve gut health