What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, “I did that shit”?

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    11 months ago

    i didn’t take any offense, i was just making an old-man-shakes-fist-at-cloud complaint into the void.

    your last sentence really hit home. it would probably feel great to give in, shove a pencil in my nose, and proudly don a red hat.

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      11 months ago

      You’d probably like my buddy Jerry

      Edit: just to clarify, Jerry does not have Down syndrome.

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          11 months ago

          Not entirely, no. Pretty sure he just spent too many years doing tech service and listening to Pink Floyd and Weird Al.

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            11 months ago

            mom always said it would stick that way if i kept listening to pink floyd and weird al…

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              11 months ago

              My mom always said “You just wait until your father gets home.”

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                11 months ago

                and i replied, ‘mother do you think they’ll put me in the firing line?’

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                  11 months ago

                  And she’d say back, “Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate; don’t wanna hear about what kinda food you hate. You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate, so eat it.”