We might not live in the best timeline, but we sure live in the funniest one.
(no idea if it’s satire, but I appreciate the dedication to the bit, especially when he started stealing merch right after)
We might not live in the best timeline, but we sure live in the funniest one.
(no idea if it’s satire, but I appreciate the dedication to the bit, especially when he started stealing merch right after)
His apology video included the line “I loved Charlie Kirk, he taught me things about Jesus that I didn’t even know myself”
It’s so fucking funny
Did you know Jesus’s favorite screw is torx? Sure he loves him a Canadian square, #2 of all time, but he just really loves the torx for its capabilities. He’d know being an omniscient carpenter.
in another timeline Jesus would just be the patron saint of carpenters
Instead it’s his stepdad