• Fedizen
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    4 months ago

    Food companies " yeah we know you fuckers don’t get enough fiber, but processing food removes it. So even though yall get like twice the protein ya need HOW ABOUT SOME MORE PROTEIN!!!"

    Americans “yeah I guess that’ll do.” fart noises

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      4 months ago

      Fiber? Why not try 800% of your daily sodium intake in each serving?

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        4 months ago

        You have to add the salt so that it will survive the days of truck travel and the time on the shelf.