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minus-squaretaiyanglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoY’all don’t get it. Santa is a hive mind parasite that embeds itself in people and takes over at the later months of the year. It tends to hibernate the rest of the year although much like pollen, it seems to be waking earlier and earlier.
minus-squareatomicorangelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoClimate change is causing Christmas creep? It’s worse than we thought!!
minus-squaretaiyanglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoIt’s not a coincidence they start playing Xmas music in October now… Only a matter of time until it’s year round. Blasted climate change!
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoNaw, just your standard profit seeking.
Y’all don’t get it. Santa is a hive mind parasite that embeds itself in people and takes over at the later months of the year. It tends to hibernate the rest of the year although much like pollen, it seems to be waking earlier and earlier.
Climate change is causing Christmas creep? It’s worse than we thought!!
It’s not a coincidence they start playing Xmas music in October now… Only a matter of time until it’s year round. Blasted climate change!
Naw, just your standard profit seeking.