• CIA_chatbot
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    23 days ago

    Umm, you looked around lately? You want 5 million years of this shit?

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        23 days ago

        Plot twist, take the dollar in 5 million years. Then do everything you can to cause global extinction.

        Then FINALLY have some free time, instead of working 3 full time jobs.

        Yes I would absolutely kill all life on earth just to get some free time. Humans had their time, and they created a world that led to…this.

        gestures broadly to everything

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      23 days ago

      I’m going to take a line from Hob Gadling

      Look, I’ve seen death. I lost half my village to the Black Death. I fought under Buckingham in Burgundy. It’s not like I don’t know what death is. Death is… stupid.

      Nobody has to die. The only reason people die is… is 'cause everyone does it. You all just go along with it. But not me. I’ve made up my mind. I’m not going to die.

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        23 days ago

        WTF?! We’ve all been suckered into dying just because everyone does it? Man, do I feel stupid.

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      23 days ago

      Yeah. We’ve got around 30 till the world ends, so what after that?