“Why do you have a face. You can’t be coming at me with a face”
“ old man grunt my body is full of bones… you can’t have any. I counted them and it’s like 200.*
“Why are you a dog”
“Why are you a little dog when you could’ve been a big dog”
And finally if no one upvotes this post I’m going to tell her shes a sausage. She became a sausage after my dad died because nobody walked her. She knows she a sausage she just doesn’t like being reminded.
But I’ll tell her she’s a sausage if I don’t get enough upvotes!
Bonus thing I say to my dog and it’s really out there:
Now, the behavior of Andrew Beckett’s employers may seem reasonable to you… but when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.
Yeah. I’m kinda weird with my dog lol
No. Demands are clear. I will (with enough likes) will tell her she’s a tiny dog and a pretty tiny dog who is loved and has many friends. Like Remus and Shaylee.
Or…
Or…….
I tell her she’s a sausage! Just sausageing around like a sausage and the whole internet knows it!
I hope you all read that in saw “I’d like to play a game” voice.
Good girl or suasuage the choice is yours.