Raytheon said they can increase production rates to meet the new demand by changing the distribution in components.
One model is laser-focused on payload and guidance without the uneccessary extravagance of engine or fuselage, Type B is designed for complimentary tactical versatility with engine and fuselage but avoiding the burdensome payload or guidance. Additional models are coming next quarter.
Thanks to these and other advanced enovashuns ™, Raytheon reports 100% production increases and 50% weight savings.
Naturally this will all be offset by dynamic surge pricing, another Raytheon enovashun ™, so the units will be priced somewhere between $250 million USD and California.
Ah well. I’m sure all those millions of school children will be happy to go without lunch for a few months to pay for a new one.
We’ll just send a Tomahawk their way if they complain too loudly. We still have plenty of those, right?
I think we’re so-so on tomahawks.
Raytheon said they can increase production rates to meet the new demand by changing the distribution in components.
One model is laser-focused on payload and guidance without the uneccessary extravagance of engine or fuselage, Type B is designed for complimentary tactical versatility with engine and fuselage but avoiding the burdensome payload or guidance. Additional models are coming next quarter.
Thanks to these and other advanced enovashuns ™, Raytheon reports 100% production increases and 50% weight savings.
Naturally this will all be offset by dynamic surge pricing, another Raytheon enovashun ™, so the units will be priced somewhere between $250 million USD and California.
You just have to get them all to gather in one place. Say it’s a peace festival, or something.
… and spread the excuse that it was an AI mistake.
Well, it’s not like they weren’t going to go without lunch anyway.
We can jack up the interest payments on their lunch debts to pay for this war.
Charging them interest on the costs of the lunch that they weren’t going to receive is definitely going above and beyond!