return2ozma to TechnologyEnglish · 20 天前Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]world
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minus-squareLemmynglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down3·20 天前“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLifelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 天前“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”
“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
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“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”