• MinnesotaGoddam
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    6 days ago

    “who left this horse on the stove? It’s all gooey and stuck to everything? Give it to Mikey and see how it tastes!”

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          5 days ago

          I’m starting to think Mikey hasn’t been alive all the times after the first time he died from whatever we fed him. Yeah, see? Here’s that dead rat we found next to the rat poison two weeks ago. He didn’t even chew it.