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ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost · 3 days ago

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Live fearlessly

ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost · 3 days ago
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  • GreenKnight23Banned from community
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    go fuck yourself

    I’ll have to for the next week…

    • Lost_My_Mind
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      …you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.

      • GreenKnight23Banned from community
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        I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.

        but as they say. no money, no honey.

        • trashgirlfriend
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          Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay

          • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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            Lass for Cash.

          • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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            Sack tuck for a buck.

            • GreenKnight23Banned from community
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              sad suck for a buck.

              😭

          • GreenKnight23Banned from community
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            I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.

            • trashgirlfriend
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              razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop

              • GreenKnight23Banned from community
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                I’m kind of attached to my beard.

                maybe my headgame will make up for it?

      • colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz
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        To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender

        Edit: clarity

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          Broken arms eh.

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