A man meets Jesus and says “whoa, it’s Jesus. You’re such a chill dude.” Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says “Guess again, bitch. I’m CALVINIST Jesus.” Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.

Original post | Bluesky

  • TargaryenTKE
    9·
    6 days ago

    Not only did it preach a lot of “work hard or else” rhetoric, but it also believed everybody was predetermined to go to Heaven or not upon birth so even if you did work as hard as possible, as much as possible, in the end it wouldn’t matter anyway. Calvinism was quite strange

    • deathmetal27
      2·
      5 days ago

      Lol. On what basis? The amount of original sin they were born with?

      • TargaryenTKE
        2·
        5 days ago

        Nah, more like ‘God already planned everything, including our existences, so your fate is already predetermined’. Still fucking stupid imo