Something, something about no other gods before me.

  • mr_account
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    9 hours ago

    The only way he’s “like jesus” is that he should be crucified

    • neonchaos@piefed.social
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      8 hours ago

      Gotta disagree with you there. Crucifiction means he’s likely to be made a martyr and Trumpism will end up being a new major sect of Christianity, with a whole new host of evangelists prostelytizing “his” teachings. In my wildest dreams he’d go the route of Wilson, where a dibilitating stroke forces him to be a prisoner in his own body as the next regime (hopefully) dismantles the fascist apparatus he’s birthed into being. Barring that, I hope he just dies while shitting his pants during a live TV broadcast. Just strokes out, ala McConnell, and shits his pants, loudly and audibly (just like the Forbes video), before face planting off the stage.

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        5 hours ago

        I think that’ll happen regardless of if he’s put on a cross or not…there’s something wrong with then folks.