Neuralink’s human trials volunteers ‘should have serious concerns,’ say medical experts::A medical ethics committee responded to Elon Musk’s brain-interface startup issuing an open call for patients yesterday.

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    3 years ago

    Elon’s going to try putting your memories behind a paywall.

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      Why let you have your memories at all? Each day you remember the doctored history of a happy employee. You’re excited for another day of peak productivity with a short break for your favorite meal (the only food you’re aware of): Soylent green. Hey where’s Steve today… who’s Steve… better get back to work.

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      3 years ago

      Memories if you’re lucky. He’d try to put all autonomic functions behind a paywall.

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        3 years ago

        Your free trial has expired. Click here to buy the ATP cycle pack for 84.99/mo!

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      3 years ago

      Acephale horror podcast has a story about buying people’s memories. But what if they take more than they’re supposed to? Would you even know?