i’ll miss banging you two
The bride gives good head.
The groom’s head is better. (￢‿￢ )
Knows what he likes ;)
Didn’t know family could marry!
You still banned from playgrounds?
The drinks are NOT free!
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
{groomsname}, I’m pregnant; it’s yours!
is this the “crazy” one?
This one is great lol
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
He proposed to me first.
Will you marry me, {bridesname}?
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she’d give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins…so that was fun.
The marriage didn’t work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine…which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how’d you know?
Turns out you are siblings
