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yokonzo to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years ago

We rule free water

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We rule free water

yokonzo to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Toot toot TOOOOOOT

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      It’s sad because I know exactly what you’re talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.

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        I think it’s fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it’s not a negative.

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          Shrimps is bugs forever

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          Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.

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        It’s not sad it’s great

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          It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

          • Gradually_Adjusting
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            I’m Aaron Mankhe, and this… Is Lore.

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      you are impacting my performance!

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        And morale

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      Ridiculous comment. There’s never been a third toot.

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      3x toots? That didn’t happen.

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        Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It’s not going to happen.

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      @Gradually_Adjusting
      @yokonzo
      Now there’s also a toot on this comment

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    W FART

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      W: Fart free water!

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        Stand back, fellas, I’m lactose intolerant. I got this.

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        The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

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        Fart free water is a major L

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    W Fart Free Water

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      My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
      WET FART FREE WATER

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      Common fart-free water W

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        > be me
        > buy water
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    If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, “Fart Free Water.” That’s actually an attribute I like in my water.

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      That’s defo a W(in)

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      Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.

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        Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas

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    “We fart free water”

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      Is this at the Wharf Arts Center?

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        War Farts Center?!

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      L farts only, it seems. Just don’t think too hard anout what an L fart entails

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        W
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     FREE
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    Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn’t.

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    FA RT

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    Oh I love eating out at W FART. They’ve got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.

    Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.

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    WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what

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      EEER

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    What’s this madness about fart water?

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      It’s actually fart FREE water

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        I only drink premium fart water

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          Another Nestlé product to the list.

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      s p a r k l i n g

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    this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!

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