Skvlp@lemm.ee to News · 2 years agoElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comexternal-linkmessage-square237linkfedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down152file-text
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minus-squareEndOfLinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up416·2 years agoThreatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
minus-squareSkybreakerEngineerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up177·2 years agoOne who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down4·2 years agoI would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
minus-squarebazus1linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down1·2 years agoLive your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
minus-squarewerefreeatlastBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoAt least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
minus-squareSkvlp@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 years agoI don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
minus-squareCitizenKonglinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 years agoHe chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
minus-squareSanctuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWe deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
minus-squaretipicaldiklinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoand slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 years agoI’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
minus-squareAbidanYrelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·edit-22 years agoHe didn’t even offer her a horse.
minus-squaremeeeeetchlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 years agoMaybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
minus-squarekmartburritolinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoThank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
minus-squareKalysta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoPretty sure most of his estranged children have good mothers already though.
minus-squareKalysta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoSounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
We deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
Stop, I can only get so erect
He didn’t even offer her a horse.
Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
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Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
Pretty sure most of his estranged children have good mothers already though.
Not at all.
Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
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