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    “Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?”

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      I saw some similar puns tbh, but I didn’t see “Xcrement” yet. On the other hand I’ve most likely only seen a glimpse of what people came up with…

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      The name “Twitter” isn’t much better. In my head, I call users “Twits” if I’m being kind, and something else less polite if they deserve it.

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    I still think Kisses. (the whole XOXO hugs and kisses thing).

    Mainly because Elon is homophobic and would hate the fact that his new platform is just a bunch of people kissing each other.

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      I heard you can order elephant poop and send it to people as a “special gift”

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      Only question left: left or right twix?

      Edit: definitely right

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      Nah, I don’t. Making fun of it doesn’t mean I’m using it. Nor do I encourage using it for multiple reasons (toxic right-wing boomers, centralised corpo network, elon musk as a person, …)

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      A lot of artists and content creators I like refuse to come to the Fediverse, because various stupid reasons.

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          It’s topical, a lot of people are making the same joke right now because it’s currently the relevant topic

          I haven’t used twitter since 2020, I find the collapse pretty funny but most of my time thinking goes into learning coding, cats and what I am going to cook for dinner not what the fuck twitter is doing

          In about a week’s time unless something else funny happens I don’t honestly give a fuck what they are doing

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          It’s one of the world’s (or used to be) most influential social medias going through some absurdly dumb changes. Of course it’s gonna be talked about a lot. What happens to twitter has massive implications for the world.

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      I once made a twitter account, because my local radio had a contest where you could only participate through twitter. I managed to participate in the contest (didn’t win) and I never looked at twitter or that particular one-off email account again.

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